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Boys in the ‘Hood - Knifefight!

Anthony Scaramucci wants a knifefight! He talks tough and trashy but this dude has never been in a real knife fight.  Tough Street kids know that in a real knife fight everyone gets bloody.



The POTUS fired Sally Yates. He fired Preet Bhara. He fired James Comey. It's not hard to imagine that given the chance he would fire Robert Mueller. The POTUS claimed: he was being investigated for firing the FBI Director James Comey by Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein who told him to fire Comey. The POTUS erupted into a new fiery charge. “Witch Hunt!” he raged.

An Aria from Volkswagen – In 27 minutes

The longer you are put on hold by your phone service provider or your bank is a good indication of just how irrelevant you are—small time spender, low-net worth individual, big fat debtor, bad credit risk, slow to pay and quick to ire. The algorithms have got your phone number.  Get over it and get used to it. You’re a loser baby. 

Being POTUS is a Real Job

Being President of the United States (POTUS) is a job. A great weight of responsibility accompanies the grandeur of this office. Historically, presidents choose their words very carefully because there are major ramifications to everything they say.  The reaction to presidential words ranges from hypersensitive to hysterical.  The words of the POTUS have enormous power and consequences—enough to seize up financial markets and rattle the hearts of trigger-happy dictators.

Message to Bed, Bath & Beyond: Free the PODS!

Hi! It's Media Bitch here! Did you know that mega chain store Bed, Bath & Beyond locks up its laundry and dishwashing soap PODS, so addicts and homeless people don't shoplift them? it seems as though  PODS can be turned into quick cash on the mean streets of downtown Seattle. See what happens when this couple unwittingly lingered too long in the PODS aisle.