Boys in the ‘Hood - Knifefight!

Anthony Scaramucci wants a knifefight!  This past Wednesday morning on Fox & Friends, newly minted White House communications director “Anthony Scaramucci characterized himself as a front-stabbing person, as opposed to a person who backstabs, while defending President Donald Trump’s early morning tweet lashing out at Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) for her decision to vote against the motion to proceed on the health care bill.”

“That's a classic New Yorker, letting you know exactly how you feel,” Scaramucci said.

He talks tough and trashy but this dude has never been in a real knife fight. Tough Street Kids know that in a real knife fight everyone gets bloody.

No disrespect to Italian Americans, but Anthony Scaramucci’s no goombah, a gumara, a cheap hit man. First of all, he’s not big enough. Second of all, he’s not tough enough.  Third of all, somehow this dude got into Harvard Law School. Anthony Scaramucci did not graduate from the Luca Brasi school of garrotes and hard knocks. For those of you who do not know, Luca Brasi was the goombah depicted in The Godfather as having the three traits perfect for a hit man: very strong, very loyal and very dumb.

Hmmm. Anthony Scaramucci. The Godfather? Don Vito Corleone!  Everyone who is Italian American and grew up in New York, knows all the boys in the ‘hood watch The Godfather over and over so they know how to act in real life while they are on the way up. It’s a wise-guy branding thing.

The newest reality show is called the Boys in the ‘Hood—and it’s about life in the White House.

Let’s look at the facts for a minute. Anthony Scaramucci grew up in a wealthy, well-educated, predominately white neighborhood of Port Washington on the North Shore of Long Island.  His father was in construction. Ahem! Excuse me! Construction!  Scaramucci says his father was a working-class Italian guy who labored in the sand mines. Sand + Construction = Concrete. Get it!

In a 2012 interview in New York magazine, Scaramucci said, “I grew up on Long Island, Big Italian family. I was a bad student. I was chasing girls. I want you to picture this… I had a black T-shirt. Gold chains. I had a ’79 Camaro—with a power-booster.”

How did the Fonz get into Harvard Law School?! Maybe Harvard has some splaining to do.

Kellyanne Conway depicted Scaramucci as an American success story. According to his rap sheet, he built his wealth during the late 2000s after he recovered from the financial crisis. His global investment firm SkyBridge Capital is defined as a global alternative investment firm that specializes in funds of hedge funds products. He has been described as a schmoozer and a snake oil salesman who has little idea of the nuts and bolts of finance and investing.

Whoever he is, Anthony Scaramucci is not a street fighter. He’s a Mr. Fancy Pants boy from long island whose father worked in construction. He’s a sterling example of Mario Puzo’s quote from The Godfather — 'Lawyers can steal more money with a briefcase than a thousand men with guns and masks. -Don Vito Corleone'

What does this have to do with being appointed as White House Communications Director?  Showing he is a master orator, who has a flair for language, messaging and managing the media. “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” Scaramucci said, speaking of Trump’s chief strategist. “I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country.”

People who want real jobs just don’t act this way. Here are all the rest of us, the American people who are working, making a living, trying to make ends meet so we can take care of our families.  We want the basics: affordable health care and not to have to pay more taxes than the average hedge fund manager and POTUS.

In the new reality show Boys in the ‘Hood, Scaramucci has vowed to crack down on dems deese and dose leaking information from the White House. He has threatened to take dramatic actions to stop the leaks to the press. Why is he so worried about leakers? This boy is leaking all over himself. What he really wants is to be famous. Hugely famous. Anthony Scaramucci wants a knifefight and it’s not to serve the country. I know the name of the rock he crawled out from under, it’s called Boys in the ‘Hood, cheap entertainment, FAKE NEWS.  Stay tuned.

Media Bitch Predicts more cheap fodder for the next episode of Boys in the ‘Hood. At the time of this writing, Scaramucci’s wife, Diedre, who just gave birth to a son, has filed for a divorce. POTUS will intervenue. FLOTUS will counsel Mrs. Scaramucci: "Boys will be boys. It’s just locker room talk.”